{"id":50,"date":"2017-08-08T12:54:25","date_gmt":"2017-08-08T12:54:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/sfat.info.ro\/wordpress\/?p=50"},"modified":"2017-08-13T08:32:35","modified_gmt":"2017-08-13T08:32:35","slug":"un-tata-despre-copilul-lui-proaspat-nascut","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sfat.info.ro\/wordpress\/?p=50","title":{"rendered":"Un tat\u0103 despre copilul lui proasp\u0103t n\u0103scut"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/sfat.info.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/TP-214x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"214\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-51\" srcset=\"https:\/\/sfat.info.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/TP-214x300.jpg 214w, https:\/\/sfat.info.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/TP.jpg 354w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 214px) 100vw, 214px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>(\u201eScrisoarea\u201c despre care am povestit c\u00e2ndva prietenilor \u0219i pe care ast\u0103zi am avut curaj s\u0103 o citesc&#8230;)<\/p>\n<p><em>P\u0103rul<\/em>: pe \u201esponci\u201c<br \/>\n<em>Ochii<\/em>: de v\u0103zut ulterior culoarea (alba\u0219tri?)<br \/>\n<em>Degetele m\u00e2inii<\/em>: lungi (dup\u0103 afirma\u021biile mamei)<br \/>\n<em>Vocabularul<\/em>: zero cuvinte<br \/>\n<em>Temperamentul<\/em>: molcom<br \/>\n<em>Glasul<\/em>: u\u0219or r\u0103gu\u0219it, bun pentru melodiile mexicane<br \/>\n<em>Scaun<\/em>: \u00eenainte de fiecare mas\u0103<br \/>\n<em>Masa<\/em>: dup\u0103 fiecare scaun<\/p>\n<p><strong><em>Semne particulare<\/em><\/strong><br \/>\n<em>Curajos<\/em>: a \u021bipat din prima zi la taic\u0103-su<br \/>\n<em>Zeflemist<\/em>: ne las\u0103 s\u0103 credem c\u0103 nu \u0219tie nimic \u0219i r\u00e2de \u00een barb\u0103 de noi<br \/>\n<em>Nu crede \u00een spirite rele<\/em>: l-a privit pe Costic\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 \u021bipe, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 se sperie<br \/>\n<em>Al \u0219aptelea sim\u021b foarte dezvoltat<\/em>: cum l-a v\u0103zut pe Virgil a rostit \u00een g\u00e2nd: tata<\/p>\n<p>Primul cuv\u00e2nd pe care \u00eel va rosti: \u201eAdelina\u201c. Al doilea: \u201eFraier\u201c, c\u00e2nd ea \u00eel va striga pe b\u0103rba-su. Primul cuv\u00e2nt pe care l-a rostit \u00een g\u00e2nd: \u201eSanchi\u201c, de unde se vede c\u0103 s-a n\u0103scut \u00een zodia celor care ajung mari.<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>Autobiografie<\/strong><\/em><br \/>\nM\u0103 numesc Tudor-Vlad Popescu, zis \u0219i \u201ePi\u0219 al II-lea\u201c, \u00eent\u00e2iul fiind tat\u0103l meu cu 30 de ani \u00een urm\u0103. \u00cen afar\u0103 de mine, p\u0103rin\u021bii mai au o feti\u021b\u0103 care se va na\u0219te peste un an \u0219i jum\u0103tate. \u00cen acest moment ea este la p\u0103strare la t\u0103ticu.<br \/>\nDe profesiune voi fi actor sau astronom, pentru c\u0103 \u00eemi place s\u0103 dorm ziua \u0219i s\u0103 stau treaz mai toat\u0103 noaptea, vorba c\u00e2ntecului: \u201eA\u0219a-i via\u021ba de artist \/ Noaptea vesel, ziua trist\u201c<br \/>\nTo\u021bi se mir\u0103 de ce pl\u00e2ng numai noaptea \u0219i tac ziua, de\u0219i este clar ca&#8230; bun\u0103 diminea\u021ba. Ziua nu pot s\u0103 pl\u00e2ng pentru c\u0103 m\u0103 amenin\u021b\u0103 buni\u021ba c\u0103 fac ochii negri, iar eu am aflat c\u0103 la p\u0103r negru cel mai bine se poart\u0103 ochii alba\u0219tri.<br \/>\nPe bunicul meu \u00eenc\u0103 nu-l cunosc personal. \u00cel \u0219tiu \u00eens\u0103 din auzite, pentru c\u0103 mereu se vorbe\u0219te \u00een cas\u0103 despre el. To\u021bi se \u00eentreab\u0103 unde o s\u0103 fumeze c\u00e2nd o s\u0103 vin\u0103 s\u0103 m\u0103 vad\u0103. Mama a zis c\u0103 o s\u0103 fumeze afar\u0103 \u0219i atunci bunica a zis c\u0103 n-o s\u0103 mai poat\u0103 s\u0103 intre deloc \u00een cas\u0103 pentru c\u0103 el aprinde \u021bigar\u0103 de la \u021bigar\u0103. Asta \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103 nici n-o s\u0103 m\u0103 vad\u0103, dec\u00e2t pe geam, din strad\u0103.<br \/>\nDespre bunica \u0219tiu c\u0103 are glas foarte frumos \u0219i de aceea c\u00e2nt\u0103 o melodie care, dup\u0103 c\u00e2te v\u0103d, nu se termin\u0103 niciodat\u0103: \u201eNanii, nanii, puiul mamii!\u201c O ascult \u00eentotdeauna \u00eenainte s\u0103 adorm, iar c\u00e2nd m\u0103 trezesc bunica \u00eenc\u0103 o mai c\u00e2nt\u0103, de unde se vede c\u0103, \u00eentre timp, nu se terminase. Trebuie s\u0103 ajung la concluzia c\u0103 nu toate melodiile \u021bin numai 2-3 minute ca pe pl\u0103cile Electrecord (microsilon, 33 tura\u021bii, bune \u0219i pentru pick-up-ul nostru).<br \/>\nDe\u0219i la o v\u00e2rst\u0103 destul de fraged\u0103, am \u0219i du\u0219mani.<br \/>\nCel mai mare este doamna doctor Staneski, care ast\u0103zi \u0219i-a pus o masc\u0103 pe fa\u021b\u0103, ca s\u0103 m\u0103 sperie, dar nu s-a prins, pentru c\u0103 eu tot am recunoscut-o. Alteori, tot ca s\u0103-mi fac\u0103 r\u0103u, scrie re\u021bete pe care trebuie s\u0103 le fac\u0103 neap\u0103rat tata, la farmacie, pentru c\u0103 a\u0219a e legea. \u0218i din toate bomboanele aduse de pe re\u021beta ei niciuna nu este bun\u0103 la gust.<br \/>\nUn alt du\u0219man este doctorul Popescu Valeriu, care, de\u0219i are merite incontestabile \u00een sosirea mea \u00een s\u00e2nul familiei, a venit deun\u0103zi \u00eenarmat cu tot felul de ace pe care a \u00eenceput s\u0103 mi le \u00eenfig\u0103 \u00een ceaf\u0103, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103-mi cear\u0103 p\u0103rerea. Vreau s\u0103 men\u021bionez aici c\u0103 n-am de g\u00e2nd s\u0103 urmez facultatea de fachiri \u0219i, a\u0219adar, voi dormi toat\u0103 via\u021ba pe salteaua de tala\u0219 pe care mi-a f\u0103cut-o tata \u0219i nu pe sc\u00e2ndur\u0103 cu cuie.<br \/>\n\u00cen concluzie, trebuie s\u0103 recunosc c\u0103 via\u021ba este destul de grea, du\u0219manii te p\u00e2ndesc la orice pas, ceea ce va determina o atitudine pesimist\u0103 fa\u021b\u0103 de ea&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>(Scris\u0103 de Tudor Popescu \u00een 17 ianuarie 1961, despre fiul s\u0103u, Tudor-Vlad, cel care a reu\u0219it s\u0103 o citeasc\u0103 de abia ast\u0103zi, 21 iunie 2017&#8230;)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(\u201eScrisoarea\u201c despre care am povestit c\u00e2ndva prietenilor \u0219i pe care ast\u0103zi am avut curaj s\u0103 o citesc&#8230;) P\u0103rul: pe \u201esponci\u201c Ochii: de v\u0103zut ulterior culoarea [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[14],"class_list":["post-50","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-idei","has_thumb"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9kw6W-O","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sfat.info.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sfat.info.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sfat.info.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sfat.info.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sfat.info.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=50"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/sfat.info.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":52,"href":"https:\/\/sfat.info.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50\/revisions\/52"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sfat.info.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=50"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sfat.info.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=50"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sfat.info.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=50"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}